Courtesy of my phone camera.
Why was this able to get past every single department involved in designing the children's menu at this large scale chain family restaurant? "How many of you young in's want a chick-on-a-stick? Its the weekend kids, live it up!"
Why was I unaware that Santa was such a pimp?
Santa say's ho, we all say heeeeeey!
Why not? Oh yea, cuz my awesome attorney and I will sue your ass. Love you!
Why me? Why me :( I can't afford to fix this right now, so I'm typing to all of you on a laptop rigged up with duct tape, a chip clip, and a screen propped up by a mixing bowl. Nice. I would publically like to thank the two year old boy child, for forcing me to expand the boundaries of my creativity and personal growth.
Why did no one tell me people camp like this!? I actually enjoyed standing in this campsite for like 26 seconds. And then I was over it. But, it wasn't all bad, so if anyone wants to go camping like this, I may consider changing my stance on the whole camping thing. As long as there are beds. And showers. and no enclosed umbrella's to sleep in. Actually, let's just take all of the presents and the lights, and put them in my hotel room. Yall can keep the tent.
Why are tampon's pretending they are fortune cookies? I don't know about you, but it is highly unlikely that I am going to read "dare to be unstoppable" on a tampon and change my entire outlook of the day. I don't even know what "Live it. Breath it. Kick it" means. What might make me happier would be if they were $.75 off at the store because they canned the entire motivational quote department at Playtex. Just make them work, ok? I don't care if you come in pink, or black, or with quotes, or whatever the hell you people are dreaming up over there. Just work. I'm not buying them for their colors.
Why do I not own this? Seriously. Someone buy this for me. Stat.
Again, why are some people at Fed Ex still employed?
Why do I continue to live here? It actually got down to -20 degrees. All you people from XOJane who offered to adopt me and my kids into your family, I would like to take up the offer with anyone who lives in a warm state. Stat.
Why did no one tell me I could improve my dates? Maybe Sparkles would have never happened had I freshened him up a bit.
"Bad date? Just add swagger!"
And then, make him hot!!
Why not have an oversized "Simpson's The Movie" set in the lobby of the oil change place? Cuz that seems logical.......
And there ya go. A week in the life of my camera phone.
All photo's credited to me this week!