I feel like over the last few months I've really come to know some of you guys. We chat over email or Facebook and often times joke that we would have fun together in 'real life'. Well, since I don't know any of you in 'real life', the best that I can do is drag you along with me on a night out; photographically. I laid everything out in steps so that you can replicate this on your own and pretend that I am with you.
(Hey, I never claimed to be normal)
Before we get started, you will need a few things.
#1 A 36 year old friend that has a 20 year old daughter who can watch your kids overnight.
#2 A designated driver.
#3 The promise of a club promoter to pick up your group's bar tab.
#4 A friend that announces upon entering the car that she is "not wearing underwear because the dress couldn't handle it." (And no, it was not me) Technically you don't really need this per say, but it's a great way to kick off the evening.
Step #1 Manage your curls.
Step #2 Buy bandaid's for inside your shoes.
Step #3 See what Walgreens has in the sex aisle. Did you know that Walgreens has a sex aisle? We sure didn't!