tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post2015523509433287675..comments2023-05-31T10:46:19.766-05:00Comments on It Is Not My Shame to Bear: Even More Conversations That I Did Not Think I Would Be Having This WeekNotMyShametoBearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-924470890550482262014-09-10T22:33:06.931-05:002014-09-10T22:33:06.931-05:00Ha! Yea in that case, definitely focus on the fun ...Ha! Yea in that case, definitely focus on the fun lol! <br /><br />Sorry you are having a rough go of things! NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-60190281389517737602014-09-10T09:05:14.145-05:002014-09-10T09:05:14.145-05:00I choose to focus on the fun and not the bed-wetti...I choose to focus on the fun and not the bed-wetting and medical bills and having to ask the synagogue to forgive my dues for the past year so that we can try to get a little ahead for this coming year. Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03792197358143132340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-51770910729233153062014-09-05T07:05:20.679-05:002014-09-05T07:05:20.679-05:00Aw, I love when they try to wake us up! Except for...Aw, I love when they try to wake us up! Except for the actually waking us up part, they are usually so cute about it!!<br /><br />To funny about the green beans and the cat! I totally know what you are talking about when they find something little and go nuts watching it flip around. Mine used to love the plastic ring on milk jugs and rubber bands for your hair.<br /><br />Sounds like you have a fun time over there!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-54174585924312382052014-09-04T23:01:18.480-05:002014-09-04T23:01:18.480-05:00My husband doesn't have to be at work until 11...My husband doesn't have to be at work until 11 in the morning so he gets up with her and plays and does the breakfast things and if our daughter is willing to entertain herself he does some studying or housework. He's lovely like that... Well yesterday was one of those where she was willing to play by herself and I guess she'd gotten bored, so she came into our room, hoisted herself up on the bed and did her damnedest to wake me up. She gave me hugs and kisses and then when that didn't work, she lay down next to me and started chattering about god knows what and demands the blanket. Finally, I decided to give up the ghost and start my day, when I hear "Mama, no! Lay down, Mama! Banket, Mama!" She wasn't ready for me to get up quite yet. <br /><br />She has taken to squirreling away greenbeans into hidyholes in the living room. Tonight, the cat discovered a pocket of them and has been attacking them and feinting and pouncing and jumping and flapping her paws putting on a great show for us. Her antics have been more interesting than this dreary episode of Downton Abbey.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03792197358143132340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-5900495532438853612014-09-02T09:32:20.900-05:002014-09-02T09:32:20.900-05:00Haha!! I just read an article called "we dont...Haha!! I just read an article called "we dont play with our vulvas at the table." I think it was on the Scary Mommy site!<br /><br />Don't you just LOOOOVVVEEE how kids retell stories? Not to mention that they go on, and on, and on, and ON AND ON AND ON ON ON ON STOP TALKING ALREADY!!!<br /><br />love kids. ;)NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-1687196207824502192014-09-01T11:03:14.121-05:002014-09-01T11:03:14.121-05:00"We don't play with our vulvas at the tab..."We don't play with our vulvas at the table." is a sentence uttered more frequently than I'd like in this house. Also she likes to recount all the things she's done during the day some more fictional than others but some plausible. She lies about what she's eaten... like she'll tell me that she's eaten Cheerios when she refused them and blueberries when there are none in the house.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03792197358143132340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-63360455008947981002014-08-28T21:29:43.148-05:002014-08-28T21:29:43.148-05:00Haaaaaa!!! Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine. S...Haaaaaa!!! Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine. Seriously, do you ever hear yourself talking to your kids and think "I seriously cannot believe I just said that."<br /><br />I have had stranger conversations with my kids than I have had with completely drunk friends.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-20240320091618786412014-08-28T14:11:13.916-05:002014-08-28T14:11:13.916-05:00Here's a pretty crazy recent one with my 8 yea...Here's a pretty crazy recent one with my 8 year old as we are laying in bed after story time and before prayer time. Totally random and out of the blue: <br />"But mom, I would think that the baby would come out of the butt hole. Because the butt hole stretches more than the vagina."<br />Me: "No, it comes out of the vagina. Actually the vagina stretches way more than the butt hole does."<br />Her: "Yeah."<br />... ???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-44923185381076080592014-08-27T20:54:27.172-05:002014-08-27T20:54:27.172-05:00Ha! Good luck, it is NOT fun!
*hugs* (you are goi...Ha! Good luck, it is NOT fun!<br /><br />*hugs* (you are going to need them....)NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-63394659261496117712014-08-27T20:53:50.475-05:002014-08-27T20:53:50.475-05:00Ya gotta come up with at least one sister!Ya gotta come up with at least one sister!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-56706673513598028412014-08-27T20:53:34.081-05:002014-08-27T20:53:34.081-05:00Haha! I keep thinking of the orbit gum slogan &quo...Haha! I keep thinking of the orbit gum slogan "Dirty mouth? Clean it up!"<br /><br />Yucky!!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-24208041402413235692014-08-27T14:46:21.880-05:002014-08-27T14:46:21.880-05:00I can't reprint the conversations I have on a ...I can't reprint the conversations I have on a daily basis...But yes, they're bizzare!! LOLEatabagofrichardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049463741637011276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-45264385553515743812014-08-27T14:31:04.165-05:002014-08-27T14:31:04.165-05:00Hahaha thank you for validating my question! I kne...Hahaha thank you for validating my question! I knew I wasnt totally off! When my guy starting growling and screaming I will remember this. Emmynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-18314405993861230432014-08-27T13:43:13.146-05:002014-08-27T13:43:13.146-05:00After working in childcare for 9 years, I have som...After working in childcare for 9 years, I have some doozies.<br /><br />One from the other day? A 2-year-old got into the soap by the sink and was licking it off her hands.<br /><br />"This soap is yucky."<br />"Well stop licking your hands. Let's go wash them."<br />"I need to get the soap off." And she proceeds to lick her hands some more.<br />"Kid, stop licking your hands."<br />"But I need to get the soap off. It tastes yucky."<br />"Kid, STOP LICKING THE SOAP OFF YOUR HANDS."<br /><br />I had to drag her over to the sink, kicking and screaming to wash her hands. What does she do as soon as my back is turned? Get more soap on her hands and proceed to tell me that the soap is yucky.afairytale84https://www.blogger.com/profile/03530192464441555381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-47891929212496308842014-08-27T11:44:30.179-05:002014-08-27T11:44:30.179-05:00I have said that myself lol!
Twas' a sad, sad...I have said that myself lol!<br /><br />Twas' a sad, sad, day when I heard that come out of my mouth.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-80917145455783936002014-08-27T11:43:57.513-05:002014-08-27T11:43:57.513-05:00No! There really is roid rage in kids on steroids!...No! There really is roid rage in kids on steroids!! When my boy child had to be on them for a short while the doctor warned me about it. I thought they were nuts but I swear he was literally growling and screaming at people like a nut job.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-7146415390651931672014-08-27T11:43:05.004-05:002014-08-27T11:43:05.004-05:00Hahaha! Nice.Hahaha! Nice.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-38625699785164888942014-08-27T10:42:13.161-05:002014-08-27T10:42:13.161-05:00"Stop licking your sister."
I never th..."Stop licking your sister." <br /><br />I never thought I would have to say that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-28779579389723001722014-08-27T08:14:29.535-05:002014-08-27T08:14:29.535-05:00My 14 month old son got prescribed to take a stero...My 14 month old son got prescribed to take a steroid for his cough and I asked about side effects, "like roid rage?" HAHAHHAHA the doctor just looked at me and didnt know where to start. I still think it was a valid question! Your conversations with your son make me so excited for mine to start talking. I cant wait!!Emmynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-32805389886540466712014-08-26T23:42:19.526-05:002014-08-26T23:42:19.526-05:00"Get your dinky OUT of the Slinky!" Yep..."Get your dinky OUT of the Slinky!" Yep, said that recently. Inadvertent Parenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11961943154961401284noreply@blogger.com