tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post5245283066534561493..comments2023-05-31T10:46:19.766-05:00Comments on It Is Not My Shame to Bear: Ok, I'll Admit It, Sometimes I'm Just Bad At SexNotMyShametoBearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-20873425960704597342014-11-09T15:41:55.006-06:002014-11-09T15:41:55.006-06:00I'm glad he was able to win (and prove) his tr...I'm glad he was able to win (and prove) his trustworthiness :)NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-60622908314321728372014-11-07T20:30:29.861-06:002014-11-07T20:30:29.861-06:00He is, he really is! I also had a traumatizing chi...He is, he really is! I also had a traumatizing childhood and that and a first boyfriend from hell gave me massive trust and anger issues where men are concerned. He accepted me just as I was, agreed with all my reasons about why most guys are stupid (yep, he's a big feminist) and radiates trust and respect like no one else. Took a lot of convincing before he believed it was ok to spank me (and hard!) if I asked for it, though. <br /><br />I was on unisom, too. It worked pretty well except I had to take it at the exact same time every night or I'd end up puking for hours. When I had a stomach bug at 8 months they gave me the zofran that dissolves in your mouth because I was throwing up too much for unisom (takes about half an hour to kick in for me). J.H.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-5090235437179130312014-10-30T19:51:27.716-05:002014-10-30T19:51:27.716-05:00Haha, NICE!Haha, NICE!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-17513552598402050422014-10-30T10:33:08.711-05:002014-10-30T10:33:08.711-05:00Late to the party but...
party of three!! Late to the party but...<br />party of three!! butterfly14noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-91954224309362004432014-10-18T19:37:02.196-05:002014-10-18T19:37:02.196-05:00Hahahaha. Love it.Hahahaha. Love it.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-44070330442979712032014-10-18T18:20:48.972-05:002014-10-18T18:20:48.972-05:00Ah haha, I didn't see that! Trust me, after th...Ah haha, I didn't see that! Trust me, after that experience, all batteries were removed from everything and I swore a vow of celibacy (didn't last, but I meant it at the time...). Inadvertent Parenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11961943154961401284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-9137010936014626412014-10-16T20:58:19.558-05:002014-10-16T20:58:19.558-05:00OH MY GOSH about the fire!! Geesh!! I guess hindsi...OH MY GOSH about the fire!! Geesh!! I guess hindsight is always better than foresight but wowzers thats crazy!!<br /><br />Honestly though, I could totally see that happening to more than a few people...NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-37773649165258840292014-10-16T20:57:05.157-05:002014-10-16T20:57:05.157-05:00Haha, I'm trying really hard not to point out ...Haha, I'm trying really hard not to point out the most obvious joke in regards to your last sentance.....trying....<br /><br />That would be really embarrassing lol!!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-51761976633317671692014-10-16T20:35:17.843-05:002014-10-16T20:35:17.843-05:00Oooh, another one! I used to live with my ex and ...Oooh, another one! I used to live with my ex and his sister, who I didn't get on very well with (just too different from one another). One day we were downstairs and heard this weird sound throughout the whole house. We all went in search of the source and five minutes later she came downstairs holding my vibrator (which was still going strong) and asking, "What's this?" (She was very innocent, or possibly evil and wanted to see me suffer). It had fallen off the bed and onto the almost hollow wooden pipe cover, knocking itself on in the process so the sound reverberated through the entire house. I just grabbed it, ran upstairs and stayed there. For a very long time.Inadvertent Parenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11961943154961401284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-84361624417563802232014-10-16T20:31:14.225-05:002014-10-16T20:31:14.225-05:00I think I can beat the lot. My most disastrous wa...I think I can beat the lot. My most disastrous was being handcuffed to the bed and blindfolded while he used hot wax on me, dripped from a few candles he placed strategically around the room. After that, he was going down when I smelled burning. One of the candles had set fire to the pillow next to my head and I was stuck there with my hands and feet tied while he flapped about the bedroom panicking with his goods bouncing all over the place. We escaped in one piece, my bedding set did not.Inadvertent Parenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11961943154961401284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-50462437634313422742014-10-04T22:26:37.121-05:002014-10-04T22:26:37.121-05:00Haha!! That's funny about the puking. I'm ...Haha!! That's funny about the puking. I'm telling you, the anti nausea meds did not help me. Did you take Zofran? Reglan? Neither worked for me and I ended up taking unisom. Once I got over the feeling of being in a coma, it worked well. I couldn't have imagined giving a BJ while on it though, I used to puke if the TV commercials moved to fast I was so nauseas!<br /><br />At least your husband sounds respectful lol! NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-76480788736831771882014-10-04T21:57:29.031-05:002014-10-04T21:57:29.031-05:00Shower sex works great if it's doggie style! B...Shower sex works great if it's doggie style! But it has to either be a wide tub or neither of you can be too thick in the thighs. Generally, I recommend sticking with shower hand and blow jobs. <br />Bladder problems lead to peeing while orgasming and that is a sad but very compelling reason to go see a doctor right away. :( I tried to pretend I was squirting and I'm still not sure if he believed me or was too polite/embarrassed/secretly in to it to say anything. <br />When I was pregnant, the doctor put me on an anti-nausea medicine that seemed to be working really well until I tried going down on my husband and ended up puking all over his cock. No warning and I wasn't even going deep! <br />Mostly now, it's a lot of hurried and tired sex with a baby in the house. Hubby has fallen asleep post climax but still inside me about half a dozen times and twice when I was giving him a hand job. I've told him that if I fall asleep during sex, he has my consent to keep going but he says that's just too weird. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-39876106329313089092014-09-27T20:59:15.303-05:002014-09-27T20:59:15.303-05:00Oh now that's funny lol!
Shower sex; not so c...Oh now that's funny lol!<br /><br />Shower sex; not so convinced it actually exists.....NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-31926931986872107992014-09-27T15:08:30.454-05:002014-09-27T15:08:30.454-05:00I have fallen asleep while giving a handjob. I'...I have fallen asleep while giving a handjob. I'd had a little too much to drink and passed out with my hand lightly gripping his penis. He had to go into the bathroom and finish himself off because he couldn't wake me up. <br /><br />I have also had failed shower sex. I couldn't find a way to situate myself correctly in order for anything fun to happen. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-84758440673792472812014-09-23T19:11:07.586-05:002014-09-23T19:11:07.586-05:00Im so glad I am not the only one who can't do ...Im so glad I am not the only one who can't do the shower sex thing. It looks so damn easy on TV!!!!! Lies, all lies.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-71131506039265382992014-09-23T19:10:26.456-05:002014-09-23T19:10:26.456-05:00Damn girl you are quite the match for my experienc...Damn girl you are quite the match for my experiences! Love the hay in the underwear! I went on a hayride last weekend and my friend and I got all these scratches on the back of our legs from the hay. I can't imagine having it IN my underwear!!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-60438018606574313312014-09-23T19:08:45.433-05:002014-09-23T19:08:45.433-05:00Oh my gosh the hitting his head part! Ouch!!! Kind...Oh my gosh the hitting his head part! Ouch!!! Kinda ruins the moment....<br /><br />Thank you for partaking in my weirdness ;)NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-25666969644688297652014-09-23T19:08:00.069-05:002014-09-23T19:08:00.069-05:00That happened to a guy I dated once, not with me, ...That happened to a guy I dated once, not with me, but I remember him telling me about how mad the girl was. He was drunk too, must be a real thing!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-75949918799861427612014-09-23T19:07:17.925-05:002014-09-23T19:07:17.925-05:00Oh no lol!! Hey but that wasn't your fault, th...Oh no lol!! Hey but that wasn't your fault, that was all him!! What a moron to make you keep going :(<br /><br />What did you tell people about the bruise!?NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-52312467270037528022014-09-23T19:06:29.391-05:002014-09-23T19:06:29.391-05:00Dick biters; party of two.Dick biters; party of two.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-44158275372438293992014-09-23T19:06:10.386-05:002014-09-23T19:06:10.386-05:00HAHAHAHAHA that's awesome!HAHAHAHAHA that's awesome!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-55379570180571219252014-09-23T19:05:57.705-05:002014-09-23T19:05:57.705-05:00Ha! Actually....that happened to me too. But Im bl...Ha! Actually....that happened to me too. But Im blaming that on the bed not on my skill set! Or....maybe it was due to my skill set! ;)NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-38564262837550362192014-09-23T18:48:14.470-05:002014-09-23T18:48:14.470-05:00We just have the usual lube, dildo, vibrator &...We just have the usual lube, dildo, vibrator & an anal bead set for me which seems pretty normal, but maybe not for everyone, lol! My man & I have had sex in a few dressing rooms back when we were young & I was on birth control - I can't imagine doing that now!! We also used to have sex in his truck & sister's car now & then which was never particularly comfortable, but hey we made it work! I've never bitten him before, but my jaw does clench up & get stuck after some time so he knows I've gotta take a rest while he continues :) I don't understand shower sex either! We are only around 5 inches apart, but I don't like it from behind while standing & in a normal size shower there isn't room for anything else. Foreplay is my favorite & I always enjoy when he goes down on me, but sometimes I don't want a full on session, just a little teaser, so there's that. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-72092914950154642292014-09-22T21:19:21.846-05:002014-09-22T21:19:21.846-05:00Let's see....Yeah, the bored thing. It was li...Let's see....Yeah, the bored thing. It was like that EVERY time my ex went down. I just couldn't get into it! Just finish already. He loved to go down, and it got to where I would fake an orgasm just to get it over with.<br /><br />We tried the shower thing once, and even though we were similar in height, we couldn't get it to work. I didn't let him try picking me up though.<br /><br />Sex in a car in front of my best friend's house with my drunken best friend banging on the passenger window and screaming "THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE YOUR LILY WHITE ASS!!!!"<br /><br />Sex in a hayloft at my parents place because their rule was we couldn't do it in the house....Then spending the next six hours (including dinner with parents) trying to pretend like neither of us had little poky shards of hay in our underwear.<br /><br />That's all I can think of for the moment. Oh, and Anonymous-LOVE the farting thing. lol Been there, done that!!<br /><br />Oh! And I didn't bite his junk, but we used to take turns trimming one another's "hedges," *winkwink* and I cut his balls with the electrical trimmer.....Eatabagofrichardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049463741637011276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-50492749001142072912014-09-22T13:56:38.127-05:002014-09-22T13:56:38.127-05:00Falling asleep (or very nearly) is a classic. Also...Falling asleep (or very nearly) is a classic. Also my jaw just refuses to stay open prolonged periods of time, so I bit him and from then on just stopped and said "break or bite". Not. Nice. Sex in the shower started with a lot of slipping and almost falling and ended with him hitting his head into the wall so hard he almost fainted - all in the middle of him climaxing. I am usually too small for the partner, so anything with standing is just a quest for a position that's remotely possible. And by the way: farting is NOT good for the atmosphere. <br />There you have it, you're not weird at all. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com