tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post467771658097563262..comments2023-05-31T10:46:19.766-05:00Comments on It Is Not My Shame to Bear: That Time I Possibly, Accidentally, Went To A Happy Endings Massage Parlor... And Got Beat Up.NotMyShametoBearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-90930118081477867782017-11-05T21:24:58.619-06:002017-11-05T21:24:58.619-06:00I know I shouldn't laugh... but HAHAHAHA.
Oh ...I know I shouldn't laugh... but HAHAHAHA.<br /><br />Oh my gosh. I'm not sure that I would have survived that lol !NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-46552734665163542372017-10-07T09:03:14.137-05:002017-10-07T09:03:14.137-05:00Eden this has to be a thing because my sister and ...Eden this has to be a thing because my sister and i went for a massage that we also got off GROUPON and same thing happened to me! Only difference....MINE WAS FULL BODY. The slapping, the karate chopping. At one point she was standing on my bed stradling me amd grabbed my hands amd pulled me into a back bend. My bare chest exposed. LOL literally right down to the will she wont she happy ending 😂😂😂Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10567722942268310700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-44365171936546592632017-10-04T13:58:16.106-05:002017-10-04T13:58:16.106-05:00I have an extreme inability to speak up sometimes....I have an extreme inability to speak up sometimes. Working on it, but as I'm sure you're aware, childhood experiences are hard to overcome.<br /><br />It would have been at least tolerable if he had been cute, but he wasn't. Such a bummer, haha.afairytale84https://www.blogger.com/profile/03530192464441555381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-85059178345974371562017-10-03T20:54:17.399-05:002017-10-03T20:54:17.399-05:00That's what I thought too, but maybe I was wro...That's what I thought too, but maybe I was wrong.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-4668011948051253942017-10-03T20:53:54.867-05:002017-10-03T20:53:54.867-05:00That's so rude!! I would have felt so uncomfor...That's so rude!! I would have felt so uncomfortable!! Aaaannnndddd I probably wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut lol.<br /><br />So glad you bought a certificate just for a stranger to touch you. RUDE.NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-90679465933949174262017-09-30T14:53:00.923-05:002017-09-30T14:53:00.923-05:00Hahaha!!! I literally cannot even imagine!!Hahaha!!! I literally cannot even imagine!!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-82679639082313223232017-09-30T10:56:05.565-05:002017-09-30T10:56:05.565-05:00Wellllll......Wellllll......Frisbee Boy's Momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-45740483084630182022017-09-28T18:55:17.560-05:002017-09-28T18:55:17.560-05:00I got a Groupon massage at a place near me. I over...I got a Groupon massage at a place near me. I overheard the two receptionists chatting as I was filling out forms. One of them said, "I hate these Groupon people. I wish they would just stop buying our Groupons!" The other one agreed with her.<br /><br />My massage sucked. The person barely put any pressure and basically just gently rubbed my back. Which, I guess feels good, but I wanted an actual massage and not a back rub. I asked him to apply more pressure and he would for a few seconds, but then it went back to a back rub my cat could give me.<br /><br />They asked me to fill out a questionnaire at the end and I mentioned that the pressure wasn't sufficient, despite my asking for increased pressure. The receptionist looked at me and said, "Well, now you can pay full price for a massage next time!"<br /><br />Uh, one, what makes you think there will be a next time?<br />Two, if you hate Groupon so much, why do you sell massages on their site?afairytale84https://www.blogger.com/profile/03530192464441555381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-81668896130119010402017-09-28T18:52:22.733-05:002017-09-28T18:52:22.733-05:00I've heard that calling people Oriental is off...I've heard that calling people Oriental is offensive, but describing places as Oriental isn't.afairytale84https://www.blogger.com/profile/03530192464441555381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-75121691525757988722017-09-28T11:51:49.007-05:002017-09-28T11:51:49.007-05:00I'm so sorry.. but this just made me pee a lit... I'm so sorry.. but this just made me pee a little from laughing so hard.. I always wondered what a happy ending looked like... thanks for sharingFacebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-91486881035572544712017-09-27T17:18:49.900-05:002017-09-27T17:18:49.900-05:00Haha! And I bet YOU LIKED IT !!!Haha! And I bet YOU LIKED IT !!!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-20858914244178555392017-09-27T17:17:13.442-05:002017-09-27T17:17:13.442-05:00What the serious F?!!What the serious F?!!Facebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-67974591332291317782017-09-27T17:16:53.670-05:002017-09-27T17:16:53.670-05:00When she started the slapping, I was dying. Then y...When she started the slapping, I was dying. Then you said she was standing over you when you opened your eyes and I lost it completely. 😂😂Facebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-16315607702030328792017-09-27T17:16:36.435-05:002017-09-27T17:16:36.435-05:00😂😂 hilarious!!! This is my other favorite massag...😂😂 hilarious!!! This is my other favorite massage story, which might make you feel like yours wasn't so bad! Facebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-56434980524718819622017-09-27T17:16:03.700-05:002017-09-27T17:16:03.700-05:00I totally needed that laugh today 😂😂😂I totally needed that laugh today 😂😂😂Facebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-58310723739486849752017-09-27T17:15:45.365-05:002017-09-27T17:15:45.365-05:00I am laughing out loud and crying from this experi...I am laughing out loud and crying from this experience!!! This is some good writing here!! 😂😂😂Facebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-80325160743275332552017-09-27T17:15:20.998-05:002017-09-27T17:15:20.998-05:00I had a masseuse play Happy Trails and other cowbo...I had a masseuse play Happy Trails and other cowboy type music with coyotes howling in the background. She would massage for about 5 seconds and then just stop mid squeeze, like she was in a trance, for a few minutes and then start again. This went on for an hour and I kept asking if she was okay and all she would do was hum along to the music. When she finished she bent down to whisper in my ear, "That was relaxing." For whom? That's what I wanted to know.Facebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-73774134748518135582017-09-27T17:14:56.430-05:002017-09-27T17:14:56.430-05:00There are not enough laughing crying emojis in the...There are not enough laughing crying emojis in the world for this post! Again, I wish I lived sooooooo much closer to you so i could just hang out with you and we could be freinds! The things that you go through are sooooooooo out of this world! I was LOL'ing at my desk so hard I was crying!Facebooknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-20627174401083038332017-09-27T12:57:08.512-05:002017-09-27T12:57:08.512-05:00Okay so I was there and this blog had me reliving ...Okay so I was there and this blog had me reliving it and laughing all over again. Then I went for a hair cut this morning and as she's massaging my hair all I could think about was this blog. During the massage, my face was also covered with a towel everyone so I did not see what was going on in the chair next to me... But it could only happen to Eden LOL Thanks for the treat honey. Love you 💕💕Frisbee Boy's Momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-10517397051283065652017-09-27T11:24:39.127-05:002017-09-27T11:24:39.127-05:00LOL reminds me of the time i thought a mother daug...LOL reminds me of the time i thought a mother daughter massage would be cool.. until the moaning started in the next room. I was mortified... dude next door was very loud "oh yeah, mmmm baby yes". Awkward...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-7205344874968986612017-09-27T11:12:02.604-05:002017-09-27T11:12:02.604-05:00Hahaha! That would happen to you! That's hyste...Hahaha! That would happen to you! That's hysterical! Did you at least get your money back? I wish I could have seen his face when he woke up. He was probably trying to remember finishing the massage and walking you out!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-38935295612372537932017-09-27T11:10:51.317-05:002017-09-27T11:10:51.317-05:00HeheHeheNotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-38447274023003218542017-09-27T11:10:43.144-05:002017-09-27T11:10:43.144-05:00Before we left, I was already telling Frisbee Boy&...Before we left, I was already telling Frisbee Boy's Mom that this was a blog moment, because WHAT THE HELL? Why can't I just get a damn relaxing foot massage!? Haha!!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-75288085530205205462017-09-27T11:10:01.368-05:002017-09-27T11:10:01.368-05:00Looks like the original OP deleted their comment, ...Looks like the original OP deleted their comment, but I had no idea the word Oriental was offensive. I thought it just referred to a region of the world. Obviously this blog is about accepting everyone, so I apologize if I offended and I changed the word. Sorry!NotMyShametoBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07679891969349514369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4828879467490478491.post-67981739853279333802017-09-27T10:56:33.942-05:002017-09-27T10:56:33.942-05:00Wait... what other term would you use? I live down...Wait... what other term would you use? I live down the street from an "Oriental fish market," an "Oriental buffet" and an "Oriental nail salon." All have "oriental" in the title. Since when is that offensive???? Isn't it called "visiting the orient?" How is that any different than "Western," or "Southern". Or even "European" ???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com