It's the weekend!!!!
Last weekend I updated you on the craziness that has been going on in our life, but geez, I've also been so busy at work (and I'm not even talking about running the nonprofit!). Allow me to update you on a month's worth of articles that I wrote while sitting the waiting room during The Boy Child's therapy, and hopefully it will give you something to do if you are taking it easy this weekend!
Here, have fun combing your way through all of this:
I rented a human being off of an Internet site, and no, I'm not kidding. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever done and since you all know how strange I am, that's saying a lot.
"I Tried Renting A Friend And It Was Incredibly Awkward"
I'm just going to throw this out there, but...
"If You're One Of These 5 Types Of Moms, You're Raising Little Assholes."
Oh man, most of us have been in this situation before, can you relate to this disaster?
"Why Postpartum Sex Is EXACTLY Like Your First Time" (Humor)
I'm going to be honest, some days I just don't think I'll make it.
"I Don't Think I Can Be A Single Mom Today"
Have you guys been following this Josh Duggar scandal? My heart is breaking for Anna.
"Anna Duggar Is The Real Victim; I Would Know, My Story Is The Same"
Want to hear a little gossip?
"5 Shocking Sex Secrets I Learned From Being A Housekeeper"
I'm sorry, but I just can't!!!
"5 Levels Of Relationship Comfort I NEVER Want To Reach!"
It's Really Not Their Fault...
"8 Legit Reasons That Today's Teens Are Total Freaking Morons"
Are you ready for a good old fashioned rant? Because I basically blew a gasket in this one:
"Get Your Damn Dog's Head Back Inside The Damn Car Window!!"
These little critters put my athletic ability to SHAME!
"Small Animal Athletes Will Wow You"
This is basically The Platonic Hubby and I (if we were guinea pigs):
"Everything Is Better With Friends"
And lastly, I had the opportunity to shine the light on a few really neat canine nonprofits. Check out the awesome work that these groups are doing!
"Animal Safe House Program Protects Dogs Of Domestic Abuse Victims"
"Fairy Tail Endings Helps Financially Struggling Pet Owners Provide Emergency Care For Their Sick Dogs"
"Pets Of The Homeless Provides Food And Vet Care To Homeless Owners"
Wow, if you're still here and you made it this far, high five to you!
If you wouldn't mind, please share a few of those articles on your Facebook, Twitter, or whatever else floats your boat. I know, that's a shameless plug for myself, but if you want me to keep writing here, I need to keep getting paid elsewhere and the only way the big boss people know if you like me is by seeing my work get shared.
So please, share away!!