|Garage S'mores over a can of sterno. Urban style, That also just so happens to be Mr. Nutcase Neighbor|
It starts with him saying “Baby, come on, I really want to go camping. Please will you go with me?”
He is not smiling.
Again with the no smiling, he says in a totally flat tone, “I want to go in July. Why would it be cold outside in July.”
|In the Appalachian Mountains|
His face softening and his voice a bit sweeter this time, he asks me, “hun, won't it be better this time since you know you are safe in my arms?”