A few days ago, The Boy Child came home from school with this picture of Abe Lincoln in his folder:
Not knowing if it was some kind of homework, I asked him what it was.
Boy Child: (Looks at me like I'm an idiot) "That's Abraham Lincoln. He is dead."
Me: "Yep. yes he is. What is this for?"
Boy Child: "He is dead!"
Me: "I know he is dead, but what do we need this paper for?"
Boy Child: "He was watching a play, and he got shot in the ear, and now he is dead."
Me: "Uh, interesting lesson for a kindergartner, but what is this paper for? Are we supposed to be doing something with it?"
Boy Child: (Clearly exasperated) Shouts "Don't you even care if he is dead!?"
Me: (Also exasperated) "Yes, of course I care that he died, but what are you supposed to be doing with this picture of him?"
Boy Child: "IT'S BECAUSE HE DIED."