Do you know what's better than sitting at home on a Friday night while drinking wine in your pajama's?
Sitting at home on a Friday night while drinking wine while in your pajama's with your friends.
|Like my monkey feet?|
It's even better when they bring snacks and wine.
But anyways, just because I'm over here partying circa high school style doesn't mean I'm going to leave you without at least a couple of things to read while you are snuggled up on your own couch.
(Just click the links, which are the highlighted words, and you will be taken to an article I wrote elsewhere this week).
My pug. Getting my children to walk through a mall is strangely reminiscent of the time I once tried to take my pug on a charity walk and it backfired big time. Seriously pug, THIS WAS FOR YOUR SPECIES, help a woman out here!
Single mommas, how much of this rings true for you? This is what I wish the men who dated me understood. Do you agree or disagree?
Mom's, are you exhausted and fighting to even stay awake? Well go ahead, grab a big bowl of ice cream and snuggle up with a movie because you have already worked out today. Trust me, you have. I blame the kids for this one and you can see for yourself why that is, right here.
But it IS a weekend, so if you are able to stay awake, you might want to read this before you hop into bed with someone. If you sucked at sex, would you be able to pick up on the hints your partner was dropping for you? Take notes if needed and file this one away for future reference. This article is rated NFVEABF (not for virginal eyes and blushy faces). Note to self: I need to find a shorter acronym.
On a totally random note, if you have long hair, read this. Seriously, read this and then let's start a support group. Who's making the t-shirts?
Since I'm not one to mask my failures, do you want to hear about the time I signed the Girl Child as a child model and it was the worst parenting decision I've ever made?
|Sorry for the horrible quality, I took a picture of her comp card with my phone|
Alright, well that's it for me. I have things to do, children to corral, and the boy child is....I don't know what the hell he is doing actually....
What are you all up to this weekend?